Saturday, December 13, 2008

Christmas Shopping 08; A Procrastinating Post

My annual nightmare is now in full swing. I kicked off my holiday shopping today and as usual my stomach is in knots. You see I am inflicted with a very severe case of Christmas shopping stress disorder. It is a very serious and I'm convinced it is a potentially fatal condition.

A dailymail article recently said:

Christmas shopping increased blood pressure to dangerous levels in 50 per cent of shoppers. This can lead to hypertension, which can increase the risk of heart disease, stroke and kidney problems.
Ah ha. Those knots in my stomach must be my kidneys exploding. I should have known.

I called the family members to beg for gift ideas and of course no one had any. I have no right to complain though since I couldn't offer ideas myself. At least nowadays we can suffer in the comfort of our own home through the magic of the world wide web.

Unfortunately it is very easy to get distracted this way. What do you think this post is really about?

Well I have good news Vossellers. While shopping for you I came across several practical and affordable ideas for me. So without further ado I present my official Christmas 08 wish list:
Can't wait!

Ok, now please send me your list.

Owe. My kidneys. Owe.

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